May 2013
41 posts
prince-warp:
boys like it when you’re tough and can take care of yourself, but they also like it when youre vulnerable too! therefore, the best way to attract a boy is by becoming a giant reptile egg
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable...
– Carl Jung (via perfect)
April 2013
56 posts
rotomfrost:
I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK